From my Bro:

"Joey Crawford ejects David Stern"
Referee Crawford ejected Commish David Stern today for asking about the Duncan incident. "He just said 'wanna fight?!? you're ejected!', and then hung up the phone" Stern said with his usual befuddlement. "I don't even know what he ejected me from!"

Ahh Classic stuff, thanks Mikey.....unfortunately I could see that happening.

Whose ejected now Joseph, whose ejected now?

Johjima calls out Matsuzaka

According to Larry Stone in the Seattle Times today, Mariners catcher Kenji Johjima says that the Boston hurler Dasaku Matsuzaka's mysterious Gyroball is nothing more then a cut fastball and that Felix Hernandez has a similar pitch......they call it a slider.

OOOHH SNAPP!!!!

I don't know about anyone else but for my money it really doesn't get any better when the Japanese talk shit. I also heard Ichiro spreading rumors that Dice-K was known to get his anime costumes from the Niigata Prefecture, oooooh Dice-K, say it ain't so.

Meanwhile when Sexton was asked about the Gyroball he replied with this amazing insight, "You can't make up that many pitches, I wouldn't think. You've got five fingers and a baseball."

When are people going to learn to stop asking him questions. The man has three jobs as a Mariner, to look pretty, hit home runs and strike out. THATS IT!!!

In other new, todays game is going to be awsome.

Dice-K vs the King. 4:05pm Espn 2 (the duece)